CRUNK

Aggressive. Chaotic. Enthusiastic. Wild. Rough. Year 3012. Cockroaches breeding inside your attic. Everything in the supermarket is expired. It's the perfect place to buy a second home just to spend Thanksgiving with your auntie Susan and get a serious food poisoning, while your brain melts from the legal highs you bought at the gas station and the weird cartoons your annoying nephew is watching. Life's good.